March 2012
ihopericksantorum:
I hope when Rick Santorum changes lanes on the highway he gets in the wrong lane every time.
eyeliveonmusic:
kitteh-neon:
I hope Rick Santorum just read the most amazing chapter of a fan fic ever but then sees that it’s unfinished and was last updated in May of 2007.
Not that mine would be the most amazing, I doubt it’s even good, but that’s like me! I haven’t updated in…well…a very long time!
If today's the 29th of February which is kind of...
sgt-peppers-lonely-hearts:
Omg
vondell-swain:
mr-president:
adamusprime:
“gunshot wound” is redundant
we could just say “shot wound” or “gun wound”, we’d get the idea
it’s not like we say “the victim suffered a severe knifestab wound”
Not quite the same sort of thing, but yesterday I was thinking about how if you kill someone with an ax, then you’re an ax murderer, but if you kill someone with a gun or a knife or just...
highlight of my constructed sexualities class
professor: and the lesbian equivalent of grinder is called tumblr --
me: (laughs)
everyone else in the class: (doesn't laugh or give any indication that something's wrong/weird)
prof: sorry, am i pronouncing it wrong?
me:
prof: does the term offend you?
me:
me: what?
prof: aren't you a lesbian?
me:
prof:
me: it's...internet...no...
everyone else in the class:
me:
roachpatrol:
ihopericksantorum:
I hope Rick Santorum’s OTP never comes true.
This is the best blog.
I hope Rick Santorum's princess is always in...
Reblog if you love Roxy Lalonde.
husklaughingalonewithkanaya:
going through my old art
me: what the fuck is this
me: what is wrong with that arm
me: why did I draw him with those clothes
me: was I high when I drew this
me: holy shit why was I into that?
Because apparently this needs to be said again
goldenheartedrose:
bittergrapes:
goldenheartedrose:
flanoirbunny:
Dear NTs/allistics:
Please please please please please please PLEASE stop painting our lives as pity parties solely because we’re autistic. The state of being autistic in and of itself doesn’t warrant pity. Trust us, we’re not miserable because we’re autistic.
The reason why anxiety and depression rates are so high for...
“When you watch Torchwood there is a warning at the very beginning that some...”
– John Barrowman.
Barrowman, everyone.
This is why I love him, and why I will always love him.
(via thedoctorandthewoman)
* Tumblr: Here, have some kittens...
* Tumblr: Delicious food? There.
* Tumblr: I bring you some beautiful, insipiring art...
* Parents/Roommate/Boss: *walks into the room*
* Tumblr: PORN?
* Tumblr: YOU SAID PORN?
* Tumblr: DID I HEAR DICKS?
* Tumblr: WHAT WAS THAT DID YOU MENTION HARDCORE GAY SEX?
EVERYONE READ THIS. THIS IS HUGE IMPORTANT.
prettygoodfantrolls:
xsunnychanx:
riningear:
there-is-no-pumpkin:
Seriously, reblog this right now. Any of your followers can be Anonymous. Whether this is real or not, precautions are always good.
wait what?
ok this is genuine i confirmed it first
vaultdweller:
A sudden chill runs down my spine and I know somewhere, Rick Santorum is speaking in public.
EVERYONE READ THIS. THIS IS HUGE IMPORTANT.
riningear:
there-is-no-pumpkin:
Seriously, reblog this right now. Any of your followers can be Anonymous. Whether this is real or not, precautions are always good.
ihopericksantorum:
I hope Rick Santorum is driving on the highway and the cars in both lanes ahead of him are driving at the exact same speed and refuse to pass one another.
Words to keep inside your pocket:
Quiescent - a quiet, soft-spoken soul.
Chimerical - merely imaginary; fanciful.
Susurrus - a whispering or rustling sound.
Raconteur - one who excels in story-telling.
Clinquant - glittering; tinsel-like.
Aubade - a song greeting the dawn.
Ephemeral - lasting a very short time.
Sempiternal - everlasting; eternal.
Euphonious - pleasing; sweet in...
“No, you can’t deny women their basic rights and pretend it’s about your...”
– President Barack Obama
(via bronx-beat)
Headcanon blogging styles for the kids
godtierhankhill:
John: Very involved in fandoms, reblogs pictures of OTPs and agony of hiatus. Has tons of followers involved in the same fandom.
Rose: Hosts not a hipster blog, but a “meaningful art and literature” blog. Pictures of first edition book covers, photography, and poetry are posted and reblogged. Follows lots of psychology blogs. Not a lot of followers, but she doesn’t care.
Dave:...
Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: Well, why can't I have birth control?
Government: Because. Sex isn't for recreation. It's for procreation.
Woman: But it can help regulate my period and benefit me in other ways.
Government: Too bad.
Man: For no reason other than for recreational sex, may I have birth control?
Government: Do you have a penis?
Man: YES, YES I DO!!
Government: WELL HOWDY, VALID CITIZEN. You can buy condoms by the dozens. Here, here's a pack of special condom for "His Pleasure." Oooh, these come in different colours and flavours. Here, try these. They have ribs on them. And this one glows in the dark!! LOL OMG DICK LIGHTSABER!!
Government: But seriously, you're a man. You can do what ever you want.
Woman: But-
Government: Shut up, you sinning, freeloading hussy.
reblog if it's your first february 29 on tumblr.
What is cultural appropriation « The Long Way Home →
jhameia:
ardhra:
O hai! I finally finished writing this! After starting it more than two years ago {facepalm}. There is more to come that I’ve worked on & researched. Hopefully responses to this won’t be so faily that I’m unmotivated to finish the rest.
Excerpt:
There are a number of issues around cultural appropriation which I see continuously bog down discussion. I think they revolve...
comic eridan: i hate all the fuckin landwwellers i wwant to kill em. also i lovve fef. im a tool.
fandom eridan: im forevver alone an ill sleep wwith anyone under the sun.
comic john: hi! i'm pretty nice i guess but i can be an asshole sometimes. i like movies and playing pranks! :B
fandom john: i am soooooooo sweet and nice and i would never be mean to anyone! also con air and nic cage. all i care about.
comic vriska: I'm kind of a 8ig deal, and a real 8itch. 8ut I feel kind of guilty a8out some of the stuff I've done. I really do care a8out my 'friends' in the end.
fandom vriska: 8LUH 8LUH 8LUH HUGE 8ITCH. I KILLED TAVROS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Comic Tavros: sURE, i HAVE SOME, uH, sELF ESTEEM ISSUES, bUT I'M GETTING BETTER AT IT, aND I'M REALLY PASSIONATE ABOUT WHAT I LOVE,
Fandom Tavros: i WILL NOW COMMENCE TO CRY AND SWOON ABOUT EVERYTHING BEFORE TAKING GAMZEE'S BONEBULGE WHOLE. aLSO, i AM NOTHING BUT A MOE BLOB,
comic karkat: LISTEN UP NOOKSTAINS, I'M DESPERATELY TRYING TO KEEP OUR COLLECTIVE SHIT TOGETHER BUT THE STRAIN KIND OF GETS TO ME, AND DESPITE MY CONSTANT YELLING AND WONDERFUCK EXPLICATIVES, I'M SELF-LOATHING AND CONCERNED FOR MY FRIENDS
Fandom karkat: FUCKASS
So apparently, the House is voting on the "Blunt...
stfusexists:
Pro-tip: If they can spend less money on their employee’s benefits, every employer will be “morally opposed” to covering birth control. Do these people seriously not understand that if there is a loophole, EVERYONE will exploit it?
February 2012
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(trigger warning-rape/ domestic violence) Police... →
whims-of-a-feminist:
invisiblelad:
Do not read the comments section. Unless you want to hear from a bunch of men telling us how she was probably lying, how cops can do this sort of thing so you shouldn’t get them angry, and how she probably deserved it because she was drunk. Have i mentioned lately that people are monsters?
I may have vomitted in my mouth a little lot
“Stop degrading the act of sex by calling it ‘opening your legs.’
I’m so sick...”
– flowersarebetterthanbullets on This Post (I made this a quote, because the original picture with text was visually offensive. These pro-life people need to take a graphic design class.)
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